This song, sung by Frank Zappa's drummer, Terry Bozzio, tells the story of how the drummer got a crush on a boy named Punky Meadows - because in the 70's boys looked like girls…
Here's a picture of Punky:
By the way, the video is not really work appropriate... lyrics-wise and maybe playing-drums-in-underwear-wise.
Special thanks to Tom in Bend, Oregon who lead an impromptu Zappa Appreciation Workshop for me when I visited in 2009. I learned all the intricacies of this great composer and his overly-talented and disciplined crew.
You've got to watch it 18 times to truly appreciate it.